The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
What concert would cost only 45 cents? 50 Cent featuring Nickelback!
What do you call a zombie’s butt? Deadass
In America, using the metric system can get you in legal trouble.
A panic-stricken man explained to his doctor, “You have to help me, I think I’m shrinking.” “Now settle down,” the doctor calmly told him. “You'll just have to learn to be a little patient.”
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card.
I just read that someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor bastard.
I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him. That's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
I went to see the doctor about my blocked ear. “Which ear is it?” he asked. “2018,” I replied.
Am I the only man my wife has ever dated? Unfortunately yes, she said the others were all nines or tens!
Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I’m not going to go spreading it!
Am I the only man my wife has ever dated? Unfortunately yes, she said the others were all nines or tens!
Did you heard about the giant that threw up? It's all over town!
I told my son I was named after Albert Einstein "But your name is Brian", he said."Yeah, I know - and I was named *after* Albert Einstein", you little prick.
I ate a kid's meal at the McDonald's today. The parents called the manager.
Has anyone heard about the cemetery for alcoholics? It's haunted by spirits.