The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
I got kicked out of school for playing an instrument I got band
How much should you spend on a bottle of wine ? I don't know...maybe 15 minutes!!
Match.com is for relationships, Tinder is for hookups, ChristianMingle... ...is for anal.
What do you get when you throw a grenade into a French Bathroom? linoleon Blownaparte.
Wife: Suppose you hit jackpot of 1 million dollars in a lottery... Wife: Suppose you hit jackpot of 1 million dollars in a lottery and the same day, someone kidnaps me and demands ransom of 1 million dollars. What will you do? Husband: I doubt if I can hit two jackpots in one day!
Tiger woods got in an accident the same reason he lost his last tournament Because of his terrible driving
I saw 2 kids beating up a kid in an alleyway, so I stepped in to help. He didn’t stand a chance against 3 of us.
"Grandpa, tell us that story again about grandma's pearl necklace." "Really? That old chestnut?
I don’t like people who take drugs… For example, airport security.
When i was your age everything was in black and white. Schools, fountains, bathrooms, everything.
Last night I had a dream I was a muffler. I woke up exhausted.
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine: we just get better with age. The next day she locked me in the cellar.
My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home!
A cheeseburger walks into a bar. The bartender says, ‘Sorry, we don’t serve food here.’
Don't trust atoms. They make up everything!'