The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
Five minutes after I'd picked him up the hitchhiker turned to me and asked whether I was at all nervous that he could be a murderer. "Not at all", I replied. "What are the odds of both of us being killers?"
Did you see the Chinese flag on the moon? There are children all over China bragging they sewed it.
Why can’t cross-dressers and Slavs stay on beat? They’re always Russian or Dragging
How do you get into a locked cemetery? With a skeleton key
My father was killed by a herd of pigs. The coroner labeled his death a sooie-cide
At night court, a man was brought in and set before the judge. The judge said, "State your name, occupation, and the charge."The defendant said, "I'm Sparks, I'm an electrician, charged with battery."The judge winced and said, "Bailiff! Put this man in a dry cell!"
What's the deal with racism? You're not running a race.
What name would you call someone with poor local area network? What name would you call someone with poor local area network? Nolan
"do you believe in ghosts?" **Me:** lol no— even my grandma says that's dumb"dude your grandma died 10 years ago"**Me:** what?!
Why did the old man fall in the well? Because he couldn't see that well!
The Energizer bunny went to jail. He was charged with battery.
Did you hear the joke about the wandering nun? She was a Roman Catholic.
What does Lucifer eat for breakfast? Deviled eggs.
If the early bird gets the worm, I'll sleep in until there's pancakes.
Did you hear about the nurse who was chewed out by the doctor because she was absent without gauze?