The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
I went to a smoke shop only to discover it’d been replaced by an apparel store.
How does a non-binary samurai kill people? They/Them.
I found a wooden shoe in my toilet today. It was clogged.
My son has his BA and his MA—but his PA still supports him.
Imagine if you walked into a bar and there was a long line of people waiting to take a swing at you. That’s the punch line.
Did you hear about the french general who stepped on a landmine? Napoleon Blown Apart.
I once got fired from a canned juice factory. Apparently I couldn’t concentrate.
Why was the broom late to class? It over-swept.
How do nonbinary people hurt each other? They slash them. (They/them)
Why are spiders so smart? They can find everything on the web.
What do you call Father Christmas in an orange suit? Fanta Claus.
Which cat is the least loyal? A cheetah.
Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm, it would be justwater.
A doctor walks into a room with a dying patient and tells him, 'I’m sorry, but you only have ten left.' The patient asks him, 'Ten what, Doc? Hours? Days? Weeks?' The doctor calmly looks at him and says, 'Nine.'
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he had no guts!