The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
The 107-year-old man was asked by a television crew what was the secret of his longevity. "It's because I gave up sex," he said."When did you give up sex?" asked the reporter."Just about fifteen years ago.""I see," said the reporter. "And why did you give up sex?""I had to. I like older women and there weren't any more left!"
How do lawyers say goodbye We'll be suing ya!
My parents allways warned me to never ho through the cellar door and one day when i was fifteen i pushed it open and saw some incredible things i never saw before... Like trees, and birds, green grass and the sun, my god it was beautiful.
A baby seal walks into a bar, and the bartender says, “What’ll it be?” The baby seal answers, “Anything but a Canadian Club on the rocks.”
What's the difference between Tiger Woods and a NASCAR driver? Tiger Woods plays golf for a living, but enjoys smashing up his car on his days off.
I worked in a helium factory I resigned after a week, I wasn't going to be spoken to like that
What do Donald Trump & the iPhone 7 have in common? They both think de-porting is the answer when there's no more Jobs.
Dogs are truly woman's best friend If you don't believe it, lock your dog and husband in your trunk. Wait an hour, open it and see who is happier to see you again!
Where did Captain Hook buy his hook? From a second-hand store
Which state was Sarah Palin governor of again? "Alaska."No, don't worry, I'll ask her myself.
A husband comes home one day and tells his wife he found Aladdin's lamp... Wife: Oh my god, you're SO LUCKY! What did you wish for darling? Husband: I asked him to increase your brain ten times. Wife: Awww, you're so sweet baby! And did it work?Husband: He laughed and said multiplication doesn't apply on zero.
There is a national coin shortage. Go figure... All anybody is saying right now is that we need change.
In architecture and armoury, a "boss" is a giant knob. And also in general.
Porn is like a library book.. It's probably got cum in it
The world is your oyster... Anybody know how to shuck it, cause I'm lost