The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
RIP boiling water, you will be mist.
I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner—it was just gathering dust!'
Why was the broom late to class? It over-swept.
Doctor: I think your DNA is backwards.ME: …And?
Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm, it would be justwater.
Lost my job at the bank on my first day. A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
Why did the Invisible Man turn down a job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it.
What do you call a mom who turns into a dad? Transparent.
My son has his BA and his MA—but his PA still supports him.
I'm reading an anti-gravity book. I can't put it down!
I heard Sony’s coming out with a new console during the pandemic...It’s called the Plaguestation 5.
My wife says nothing rhymes with “orange.” And I said, “No, it doesn’t!”
I have a scary joke about math, but I'm 2² to say it.
A ship carrying red paint and a ship carrying blue paint collide in the middle of the ocean. Both crews were marooned.
Why don’t they play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.