The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
Larry Flynt, creator of Hustler Magazine, has died aged 78. His family have asked fans do not send flowers... ...but to send nudes
Where was the first pig discovered in? SINGAPORK!
I went to the club last night, chatted up this German chick and asked her for her number. and you’ll never believe it her number is 999-999-9999.
What do you call a waffle on the beach? A San Diego
The other day I punched a white dude and got arrested for assault, Today I punched a black guy and got arrested for impersonating a police officer.
My girlfriend got her period in the middle of February. I guess that makes her My Bloody Valentine.
We are 11 days into self-isolation ands it is really upsetting me to witness my wife standing at the living room window gazing aimlessly into space with tears running down her cheeks. Don’t get me wrong, I empathize with her. I’ve considered letting her in many times, but rules are rules.
No! It crashed again... Roses are red;Violets are blue\-----------------------ERROR: Invalid syntax on line 2
We really shouldn't care what people at the Oscars say They are all paid actors anyway
My Chinese waiter thinks all white people look alike and gave my food to the wrong customer Wait. Never mind. That wasn't my waiter.
Why are women so bad at parking cars? Because for the last 200 years they’ve been told that three inches are actually six.
A German gets to border security... Border guard: "Occupation?"The German: "No, just visiting"
I told my son it's ok to swear at the gun range Because yelling "SHOOT" is just to dangerous
My uncle died from a turtle stampede It was a slow death
A stunt plane crashed at a cemetery Rescue mission had already discovered 50 dead people