The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
I called a suicide hotline in Iraq..... They got excited and asked if I can drive a truck!
I used to live with a closet-gay roommate. Then one day I unlocked his chains and he ran away.
I've been racking my brain trying to remember what that American sitcom was called set in a bar.. Any help would be appreciated.Cheers.
I told the ambulance men the wrong blood type for my ex Now she'll know what rejection feels like...
A year ago,I tried to network around and create a group of guys with similar taste and do activities together. For some reason, the prosecuting lawyer and media keep mentioning it as a ring.
I opened a fresh loaf of bread and found a baseball card wedged between two slices. It was a Catcher in the Rye.
Can we stop the conspiracy theories on Epstein's death? It was a normal suicide, because he had nothing to live for. "This post is supported and paid for by the Clinton Foundation"
I got fired from my job because I kept asking my customers whether they would prefer “Smoking” or “Non-smoking”. Apparently the correct terms are “Cremation” and “Burial”.
Two ants, Jack and Rose, are sitting on a leaf on water. Suddenly, a small tide comes and upturns the leaf. Only the girl ant sinks… …because the other is a buoy ant
My work made me go on a training course where I had to lift some Spanish guys over and over It was a Manuel handling course
Some guy on the Oregon Trail makes a joke at the expense of Terence, a known outlaw. He died of dissin' Terry.
Arguing with strangers online is like wrestling sharks Even if you win, it was a really stupid thing to do.
When two marijuana dispensaries are unable to increase sales by changing location, they have reached hash equilibrium.
Since my wife left, I've bought a motorcycle, drugs and am currently in bed with two prostitutes. She's going to be pissed off when she comes home from work.
My wife caught me standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in my stomach. Ha! That's not going to help, she said. Sure, it does, I said. It's the only way I can see the numbers.