The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
Can someone please invent pantyhose that don't rip? I think everyone in this bank just saw my face.
A man is in an emergency room complaining of severe stomach pains and bowel trouble. The attending physician advises that the patient will need a rectal exam. The doctor positions the patient on the bed on his side and puts on a latex glove... As he lubes up his glove, he says, "Don't get excited and move too much like last time, Daniel."The patient says, "My name isn't Daniel."The doctor says, "Mine is."
A grandmother said to her grandson, "The young men of today just aren't as polite and charming as they were when I was young."He replied, "That's because they aren't trying to fuck you now, Grandma."
What are the chances that a gorilla would jump on a lion? Anyways I lost my job at the zoo today.
What do you call a dragon with no silver? a dron. dr**ag**on (science joke)
I was thinking of becoming a railway conductor... Then I thought of all the training.
The other day a farmer asked if I could help him round up 18 cows I said yeah - that's 20 cows.
A child point his finger at a toy plane attached to the ceiling And he says to his mum “mum I really want to be like that airplane when I grow up!” His mother: “why? Because it flies really high?”Him:”no, because it’s hanging from the ceiling”
Did you hear about the guy who's making "Colostomy Bag Pipes" on Kick Starter? They sound like shit.
Okay, my humor is a bit dry, but enjoy? I guess? You probably won’t but eh, I don’t care. So the president asked one of his advisers if there were any Walmart’s in Iran, but his advisor replies: “Mr. President, there are no Walmart’s in Iran, only targets.”
The local Ice Cream man was found dead on the floor of his van, covered in nuts, sprinkles and sauce. The police think he topped himself.
Can you name the 3 NFL team's mascots that start with the letter "F"? The Falcons, the Fourty-Niners and the F***ing Dolphins!
I recently started learning to play the violin, and I think my neighbor enjoys it. I assume he's throwing bricks through my windows to hear me better.
not many people know the friends characters represent all seven deadly sins **Phoebe:****Joey:****Chandler:****Monica:****The monkey:****Rachel:****Ross:** pride, greed, lust, envy, gluttony, wrath, and sloth.
I was in the library one day, when a black friend of mine came in and asked if I knew where the color printer was. I said "Buddy, it's the 21st century, you can use any printer you want."