The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
Did you know; you can fit 35 bananas in a kangaroos pouch Also, I’m not allowed at the zoo anymore...
Making Rocky Mountain Oysters is tough work It takes balls.
My personal trainer said she wanted me to do a push workout. I've since been arrested for trying to pull her jogging bottoms down.
You wouldn't be able to be a comedian in space Because there is no atmosphere
Gordon Ramsay teaches a sex-ed class “The way you make babies is FUCKING RAW!!”
I just printed some pamphlets on how not to say the wrong thing and avoid getting into fights. Who wants some?
You know, I've seen a large amount of Helen Keller jokes. A lot of them are really offensive.Oh, she would KILL us if she could hear them.
What do you call a monkey questioning their sexuality Bicurious george
A kid from the Make A Wish Foundation told me he wanted to be Batman for Halloween... So I murdered his parents
My New Year's resolution is to complain loudly about all my past regrets. Hindsight is 2020.
How do you know coronavirus is an historic event? Forrest Gump is involved. .
My girlfriend keeps joking she’s addicted to chocolate. She eats it every chance she gets. I finally got so fed up that I took her downtown to see a homeless junkie. I pointed at him and said, “Now that, see that? Why can’t you be that skinny?”
There's shop in the mall selling ice picks, knives, leather gloves, shovels, brass knuckles, ropes, and women's stockings It was called "Accessories To The Crime"
I have pictures of girls showing their tits. I keep them on my flash drive.
If i had a dollar for every time i had an existential crisis... it wouldn't matter because currency is a social construct and life is meaningless