The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋

Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!

Why didn’t the sun go to college? It already had a million degrees.

I'm reading a horror story in braille. Something bad is going to happen, I can just feel it.

Did you hear the one about the roof? Never mind, it's over your head.

I just read that someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor bastard.

A lady is giving birth. After she pushes and pushes, the baby is born. Doctor: "Mam, I have good news and bad news. Lady: Give me the bad news first.Doctor: your baby has red hair.Lady: Thank goodness! What's the good news!Doctor: It's stillborn

My brothers always out clubbing, my parents are really worried about his health. He's always had one foot in the rave.

My therapist told me to write letters to the people I hate and burn them I did the latter. Now what do I do with the letters?

I read that Snap, Crackle and Pop were found murdered along with Captain Crunch and Tony the Tiger Authorities suspect it's the work of a cereal killer.

30 Seconds To Mars for only 5 Seconds Of Summer? I'd better get my Nickelback or there'll Panic! At The Disco.

All of my sexual escapades are like a big budget Star Wars movie Solo

Internet Explorer is so slow in catching up that... Microsoft Edge had to go back in time to tell Internet Explorer that it has been replaced

Trump walks into the Oval office, turns to his administrative team and says, “I want to organise the deportation of 10,000 Muslims and one kitten. Everyone looks around the table and, after a long silence, Mike Pence says. “Mr. President, why do you want to deport a kitten?” Trump smiles and turns to the rest of the table. “You see, no one cares about the Muslims.”

First upvotes were enough, then gold and platinum. Now it’s awards. After we build up a tolerance, I can’t wait to try what Reddit scientists are cooking up as the next praise drug.

My therapist told me to write letters to the people I hate and burn them I did the latter. Now what do I do with the letters?

What is more difficult than getting an assault rifle in the U.S.? Getting a water bottle in a Georgia voting line