The Best (and Worst) Worst & Cringey Dad Jokes 👋
Get ready for some truly worst & cringey dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These jokes are packed with cheesy punchlines, awkward puns, and eye-roll-worthy humor that will leave you laughing (or groaning) every time. Perfect for anyone who loves jokes that are intentionally cringe-worthy, our worst & cringey dad jokes are guaranteed to entertain with their wonderfully bad humor. Explore the funniest (and most cringey) dad jokes around!
What do you call a french dog that loves potatoes? A pomme de terrier
Last Thanksgiving, I cut my hand with the carving knife so my idiot brother-in-law grabs my bloody wound and starts twisting it. I screamed, “Ouch! What are you doing!!” He said, “I’m applying a turn-a-cut.”
What did Bill Gates do at his foundation that he couldn’t at Microsoft? Prevent viruses.
Why is the German writer always starving? Because he is paid by the word.
Someone once told me that taking money out of your savings account is stealing from your future self. Well luckily for me my future self won't be able to afford a lawyer to press charges against me.
Urgent news: A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt. Archologist believe it maybe Pharaoh Roche...
Did you hear about the Brazilian percussionist who was severely injured in a conga line? He made a maraca-ulous recovery. It came to me while in the elevator. I’m sorry.
What is common between Reddit and China? They both don't like opinions.
Some weird German kid just gave me a gold coin. Thanks for the gold, strange kinder!
Why do ghosts hate rain on Halloween? It dampens their spirits.
What do you get when you cross Halloween with rugby? Drop ghouls.
My wife and I have decided not to have kids. The kids are taking it pretty badly.
I used to be a personal trainer. Then I gave my too weak notice.'
My grief counselor died the other day. He was so good at his job, I don’t even care.
My friend wants to become an archaeologist, but I’m trying to put him off. I’m convinced his life will be in ruins.