The Best (and Worst) Alien & Space Dad Jokes 👋
Blast off into laughter with our collection of alien & space dad jokes! These out-of-this-world jokes combine the humor of dad jokes with the mystery and excitement of outer space. Perfect for space enthusiasts or anyone who loves a cosmic twist on classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to entertain. Whether you’re joking about aliens, spacecraft, or far-off galaxies, our alien & space dad jokes are lightyears ahead in making you laugh. Explore the universe of dad jokes that will send your humor into orbit!
How do you get an astronaut’s baby to stop crying? You rocket.
What’s an astronaut’s favorite part of the computer? The Space Bar.
A magician was walking down the street — then he turned into a store.
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere…
I'm reading an anti-gravity book. I can't put it down!
A new leaked government tape shows that a Mars rover saw some sort of feline life form on Mars. However, before they could get any more info, Curiosity killed the cat.
What do you call an Italian ghost? A Gabba Ghoul
What would you get if you genetically crossed a rabbit and an oyster? Your funding taken away and a call from the ethics board.
How do you organize a space party? You planet.
Why are there no churches in space? Without gravity there can be no mass.
Not to spoil the Eclipse for anyone tomorrow but... Bella chooses Edward.
Q: If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do astronauts get? A: Missile toe.
When I was visiting Ireland, I saw a man in a prison jumper running through the street with a police officer chasing him. The officer caught up to him and grabbed him by the wrist, but then the man’s hand fell off and he got away. I saw a real Irish leper con.
The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested. I hear they’re gonna give him a really tough sentence.
The secret service isn't allowed to yell "Get down!" anymore when the president is about to be attacked. Now they have to yell "Donald Duck!"