The Best (and Worst) Alien & Space Dad Jokes 👋
Blast off into laughter with our collection of alien & space dad jokes! These out-of-this-world jokes combine the humor of dad jokes with the mystery and excitement of outer space. Perfect for space enthusiasts or anyone who loves a cosmic twist on classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to entertain. Whether you’re joking about aliens, spacecraft, or far-off galaxies, our alien & space dad jokes are lightyears ahead in making you laugh. Explore the universe of dad jokes that will send your humor into orbit!
What did the Japanese cannibal eat for dinner? Raw men
Why haven’t aliens visited our Solar System yet? They looked at the reviews… only 1 star!
How do you throw a party in outer space? You planet.
Why do Ewoks talk quietly in the library? They use their Endor voices.
Is that you, Mr. Mosquito? In the flesh!
The aliens studying Earth hold a conference. The keynote speaker stands, and after welcoming the attendees and the usual pleasantries, he begins, "Ladies and gentlebeings, for seventy of its years, we have studied this planet... "As you know, our primary research method is to abduct a local sapient and probe its rectum. After these many years, and thousands or millions of rectal probes, we have definitively learned exactly one thing."One in six of them likes it."
What do you call a dinosaur with a strap on? Pegosaurus Rex
Did you hear the one about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space.
How do you throw a party in outer space? You planet.
Did you hear about the fight at the witch's cafe? It was bruja brew brouhaha.
I'm Buzz Aldrin, second man to step on the moon. Neil before me.
I wasn’t expecting to be diagnosed as colour blind. It really came out of the purple.
Swords will never go obsolete. They're cutting edge technology.
What's E.T. short for? Because he's only got little legs!
How do you get a baby alien to sleep? You rocket.