The Best (and Worst) Alien & Space Dad Jokes 👋
Blast off into laughter with our collection of alien & space dad jokes! These out-of-this-world jokes combine the humor of dad jokes with the mystery and excitement of outer space. Perfect for space enthusiasts or anyone who loves a cosmic twist on classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to entertain. Whether you’re joking about aliens, spacecraft, or far-off galaxies, our alien & space dad jokes are lightyears ahead in making you laugh. Explore the universe of dad jokes that will send your humor into orbit!
An alien drops by the White House and exclaims: "take me to your leader". The alien is introduced to Donald Trump, who ushers it into the oval office to chat. 30 seconds later, the alien exits the room and walks back towards his ship..... "Where are you going?! Our worlds have so much to discuss and learn from one another!" calls a Senator. "You are right!" responds the alien. "See you on Thursday!"
What is it called when you have too many aliens? Extraterrestrials.
What’s an astronaut’s favorite part of the computer? The Space Bar.
Why do vampires have no friends? They suck.
What’s an astronaut’s favorite part of the computer? The Space Bar.
How do space cowboys wrangle their cattle? A tractor beam
How did the space criminal escape from the prison planet? He reached ESCAPE VELOCITY
What did the Japanese cannibal eat for dinner? Raw men
Did you hear the one about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space.
What sound does a witch's motorcycle make? BROOM, BROOOOOM!
What’s an astronaut’s favorite part of the computer? The Space Bar.
How do you throw a party in outer space? You planet.
How do you throw a space party? You planet.
Every since I bought a Tesla and they made weed legal, life hasn’t been the same Now I have to tell hitchhikers that ass is the only acceptable form of payment.
Q: If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do astronauts get? A: Missile toe.