The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home!
How do you make an octopus laugh? With ten-tickles!
When my wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo, I had to put my foot down…
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana…
Where do you learn to make ice cream? At sundae school!
Why didn’t the astronaut come home to his wife? He needed his space.
What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
One of my friends and I just get together to eat hot dogs and tell the honest truth. It’s a frank relationship.
I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.
Why was the broom late to class? It over-swept.
Which state has the most streets? Rhode Island.
What kind of noise does a witch’s vehicle make? Brrrroooom, brrroooom.
Did you hear about the 12-inch dog? It was a foot long.
I was once a personal trainer, until I gave a too-weak notice.
What do you get if you cross an angry sheep with a moody cow? An animal that’s in a baaaaad mooood.