The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Today, my son asked, “Can I have a bookmark? ' I burst into tears—11 years old and he still doesn’t know my name is Brian.
Why can’t a leopard hide? Because he’s always spotted.
Ghosts are bad liars because you can see right through them.
Why can't a leopard hide? He's always spotted.
Which cat is the least loyal? A cheetah.
Why didn’t the astronaut come home to his wife? He needed his space.
What do call a criminal landing an airplane? ConDescending.
When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don’t find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.
What do you call a coupon-using vampire? Suckers for deals!
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
A cheese factory exploded in France. Da brie is everywhere!
What do you call a hippie’s wife? Mississippi.
How do you get a good price on a sled?' 'You have toboggan.'
How do you throw a party in outer space? You planet.
What kind of car does a sheep like to drive? A lamborghini.