The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
How does cereal pay its bills? With Chex.
Kid: Dad, I'm hungry. Dad: Hi Hungry, I'm Dad.
What state is known for its small drinks? Minnesota.
I think my wife is putting glue on my antique guns collection. She denies it but I'm sticking to my guns.
What’s a computer’s favorite snack? Microchips!
What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody knows.
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barberqueue.
So what if I don’t know what apocalypse means? It’s not the end of the world.
What's a lawyer's favorite drink? Subpoena colada.
Why did the math book look so sad? Because of all of its problems!'
Why'd the fisherman order the halibut? Just for the halibut!
Someone complimented my parking today! They left a sweet note on my windshield that said 'parking fine.'
I hate it when people say age is only a number. Age is clearly a word.
I once wrote a song about a tortilla, but it's more of a wrap.
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.'