The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋

Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!

I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the internet. I asked my eighteen brothers and sisters but they didn’t have any idea either.

What did the proton say to the electron? Stop being so negative all the time!

I heard Sony’s coming out with a new console during the pandemic...It’s called the Plaguestation 5.

Did you hear about the walnut and cashew that threw a party? It was nuts.

I got my best friend a fridge for his birthday. I can’t wait to see his face light up when he opens it!

I asked the IT guy, "How do you make a Motherboard?" He said, "I tell her about my job."

I’ve never gone to a gun range before. I decided to give it a shot!

Which days are the strongest? Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.

What do you call spaghetti in disguise? An impasta.

The guy who stole my diary just died. My thoughts are with his family.

Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming.

What kind of fruit do ghosts like? Boo-berries.

How much money does a skunk have? Just one scent.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles.

My wife left me because of my obsession with pasta. I'm feeling cannelloni right now.