The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Who were the greenest Presidents in US history? The bushes.
What do you get if you cross an angry sheep with a moody cow? An animal that’s in a baaaaad mooood.
What do you call a locomotive carrying bubble gum? A chew chew train.
I have a joke about paper, but it’s tearable.
“I got fired from my job as a taxi driver. It turns out nobody thought I was fare.”
Do you think glass coffins will be a success? Remains to be seen.
What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y!
I'm reading an anti-gravity book, and I just can't put it down!
My ex and I had a very amicable divorce. I know this because when I posted on Facebook, “I’m getting a divorce,” she was the first one to like it.
Why does a chicken coop only have two doors? Because if it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!
Not sure if you have noticed, but I love bad puns. That’s just how eye roll.
Why can’t a leopard hide? Because he’s always spotted.
Why did the tomato blush? It saw the salad dressing.
I once wrote a song about a tortilla, but it's more of a wrap.
I ate a clock the other day. It was very time consuming.