The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋

Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Have a daughter named after my mother in law Passive-Agressive Psycho turns 5 next week
What do you call Mountain Dew that gives you a heart attack? Mountain Dew Code Blue
I performed an opening one night for a surgeon, really funny guy They kicked me out of the hospital and called the cops
Apparently I know next to nothing about the Middle East Looks like I’ve been living under Iraq.
I walked into my boss's office and handed him a pear... "What's this for? he asked.I replied, "A raise. My wife told me to grow it first and then ask you."
What do you call a pig that's angry about being cold? A ham brr grr!
I parked my car outside parliament. "Sir, you can't park here," said a cop. "This is where our politicians work." "Don't worry, I've locked it."
I've been racking my brain trying to remember what that American sitcom was called set in a bar.. Any help would be appreciated.Cheers.
I told my actor friend to break a leg... .....but, I'm not worried, he'll have a supporting cast.
Iron-man and Silver Surfer are teaming up The are alloys now.
Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? He was out-standing in his field
What do you call a pile of cats? A Meowtain.
Customer: I'm just not sure I really want to buy this pillow. Pillow salesman: Well why don't you sleep on it?
Did you know you can tell which women are the biggest coffee lovers by their bust size? They're the ones with K cups.
What do you call a slightly injured Cow? Ow.