The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What do you call a potato that gets things done? A facilitater.
If you rearrange the letters of Postmen they get very angry.
I make rabbit tuxedos for a living. I'm a hare-dresser.
How does a penguin build it's house? Igloos it together.
What do you call a video game rematch? A Wii-match.
Q: What breed of dog can jump higher than a skyscraper? A: Any breed of dog. Skyscrapers can't jump.
What is a skeleton's favourite drink? A full-bodied wine.
St. Francis worked at Krispy Kreme. He was a deep friar.
What did the shy pebble wish for? That he was a little boulder.
I always knock on the fridge door before opening it, just in case there's a salad dressing.
Why did the raisin go out with the prune? Because he couldn’t find a date.
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired!
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind. It's tearable.
I like to spend my weekends playing chess with elderly men in the park. But it’s becoming more difficult. You try finding exactly32 old guys.
I hated facial hair but then it grew on me.