The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
A man was brought to the FBI on suspicion of murder A man was brought to the FBI on suspicion of murder. He argued that there was no way he could have done it, as he was in vacation in Prague for the week of the killing. The FBI took note of his travel records and let him go; his alibi czeched out.
For my birthday, my brother made me pancakes! I told him to stop flattening my fucking birthday cake.
I told my son I was named after Albert Einstein "But your name is Brian", he said."Yeah, I know - and I was named *after* Albert Einstein", you little prick.
My wife keeps asking why I drink a pink liquid whenever my stomach is upset. Frankly, it's not her bismuth.
I ate a kid's meal at the McDonald's today. The parents called the manager.
What did mr and mrs Cow name their calf who they sent away to be slaughtered? Little miss Steak.
I got kicked out of school for playing an instrument I got band
How much should you spend on a bottle of wine ? I don't know...maybe 15 minutes!!
I saw 2 kids beating up a kid in an alleyway, so I stepped in to help. He didn’t stand a chance against 3 of us.
"Grandpa, tell us that story again about grandma's pearl necklace." "Really? That old chestnut?
Did you hear about the Power Plant that was bad for the environment all year? He got coal for Christmas.
When i was your age everything was in black and white. Schools, fountains, bathrooms, everything.
Why did the restaurant hire a pig? He was good at bacon.
Why are bakers so rich? They make so much dough.
What kind of music did the pilgrims listen to? Plymouth rock.