The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener!
Did you hear about the cantaloupe that went to a therapist? I guess it was feeling Meloncholy.
I have a joke about drilling, but it’s boring.
How do you make an octopus laugh? With ten-tickles!
What happens when a frogs car dies? He needs a jump. If that doesn't work he has to get it toad.
I had a joke about canned juice, but I couldn't concentrate.
I have an inferiority complex, but it’s not a very good one.
What did the hamburger name its baby? Patty.
How do you spell “candy” with just two letters? C and Y.
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use a honeycomb.
Why did the tailor get fired? He wasn’t a good fit.
One friend complained to another, “All my husband and I do anymore is fight. I've been so upset, I’ve lost 20 pounds.” “If it’s that bad, why don’t you just leave him?” asked the second friend. “I’d like to lose another fifteen pounds first.”
What's a ninja's favorite type of shoes? Sneakers!
I just paid $100 for a belt that doesn’t fit — what a huge waist!
What has one horn and gives milk? A milk truck.