The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Why did Billy get fired from the banana factory? He kept throwing away the bent ones.'
What do you call a fancy fish? So-fish-ticated.
What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common?' 'They're both Paris sites.'
I just found out I’m colorblind. The news came out of the purple!
What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody knows.'
What’s the least spoken language in the world? Sign language.
A witch's vehicle goes brrrroom brrrroom!
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer.
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's okay, he woke up.'
“Knock, knock. ' “Who’s there? ' “Ayatollah. ' “Ayatollah who? ' “Ayatollah you already. '
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese.
Thinking of having my ashes stored in a glass urn. Remains to be seen.
What do you call a locomotive carrying bubble gum? A chew chew train.
Why are spiders so smart? They can find everything on the web.
I dreamt about drowing in an ocean made of orange soda last night. It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta Sea.