The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it.
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems.
My wife asked me the other day where I got so much candy. I said, "I always have a few Twix up my sleeve."
The pony couldn't sing because it was a little horse.
What type of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree.
What do you call a fly with a sore throat? A hoarse fly.
My neighbor got sued for a fire his grill started. He filed for an appeal when he lost and it ended up in a pellet court.
Ever since we started quarantining, I've only been telling inside jokes.
What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common? They’re both Paris sites.
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
England doesn't have a kidney bank. But it does have a Liverpool.
I'm so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed!
I used to be addicted to soap, but I’m clean now.
What do you call a kangaroo’s lazy joey? A pouch potato.
What gets wetter the more it dries? A towel.