The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
The two white actors in Black Panther are Martin Freeman, who played Bilbo Baggins, and Andy Serkis, who played Gollum. But did you know that... ...Bilbo’s great great half uncle was a troll, and Gollum’s second cousin once removed was a troll. They’re the troll kin white guys.
Where do owls go to buy their young baby clothes? At the owlet malls
It seems that today you either have to dress like a masculine motor king or a feminine flower queen; I wish there was a middle ground. A daisy duke if you will.
Q: What do you call a talkative Trekkie? A: William Chatner!
I was swindled by a tiny man dressed in green. He was begging and I gave him money because he claimed to be afflicted by a horrible and infamous skin disease. I have since learned that claim was false.Yes, I fell victim to a classic leper con.
I killed the glove industry With my bare hands
Do I enjoy making courthouse puns? Guilty.
What do you get if you cross an angry sheep with a moody cow? An animal that's in a baaaaaaaaad moooooooood.
Sausage puns are the wurst.
This is my step ladder. I never knew my real ladder.
What made the tomato blush? It saw the salad dressing.
What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly-dressed man on a bicycle? Attire.
I used to be a personal trainer. Then I gave my too weak notice.'
What concert costs just 45 cents? 50 Cent featuring Nickelback!'
Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom? Because the 'P' is silent.'