The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
I applied to be a vegetable farmer.. They said they won’t pay me hourly they’ll pay me celery!
I thought it was just the U.S's insatiable need for inexpensive, single-use, remote controlled electronic junk that my son always wants crappy toys made in China that break after 5 days But it seems China feels the same way about their rockets.
My Dad has a box of crayons on him at all times I'm so proud that he's in the Marines
Why did the pig cross the road? Because the chicken told him to teargas protestors for a photo-op
How do you check if a webpage is HTML? Try it out on Internet Explorer
I shocked myself on the power outlet today It doesn't feel good. It hertz
A man gets a job at a computer store that sells food shaped computers. He was fired for trying to take a byte.
Visitors to the zoo were not sure they liked the changes to the bear exhibit It was Polarizing
It was my nieces birthday so I asked her mother what present I should get her. She said ‘you can’t really go wrong with Frozen stuff’. So I got her a bag of peas.
I'll never understand how Americans use cheese from tubes or slices as everyday food... We should definitely make America grate again.
My Jamaican buddy is dating a Spanish chick. He doesn't like her granddad, Juan... But he does like Hernando.
Customer service at restaurants is HORRIBLE. Every time I use one of their restrooms, I see "Employees must wash hands" on the mirror. So I wait for HOURS, but not ONCE has an employee EVER showed up to wash them for me.
Who is the leader of international public health? Yes.
α and β played a 1v1 basketball match β won, because it was Beta.
I asked an Italian plastic surgeon what he uses for breast implants He just replied "Si"