The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
I've been out of work for a while but have just got a job at a factory making periscopes. Things are looking up.
When the mosquito flew head first into a brick wall, what was the last thing that went through his mind? His ass.
I was so pissed off when I had to buy a $400 plane ticket for my child. The craigslist ad said the price included postage.
I used to love farting in lifts. Until I discovered saunas.
How Do Fish Get High? Seaweed
Which appliance is the worst to have on a boat? The sink.
Where do monsters buy cookies? Ghoul scouts.
My boss asked me why I only get sick on work days. I said it must be my weekend immune system.
Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was a salted.
What instrument is found in the bathroom? A tuba toothpaste.
What kind of drink can be bitter and sweet? Reali-tea.
How did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate the pizza before it was cool.
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie.
I can sum up 2021 in one word. Five
My doctor told me I was going deaf. The news was hard for me to hear.