The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
I found a wooden shoe in my toilet today. It was clogged.
I'm worried for the calendar because its days are numbered.
All vampires keep their money in a special place—the blood bank.
How do you make the number one disappear? You add “g' and it’s GONE
What do you call bears with no ears? B.
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.
I bought Spotify premium for an uninterrupted music experience. But I still hear my wife’s bickering between songs.
What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public? A private tutor.
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
What did the T-Rex use to cut wood? A dino-saw.
My wife gave birth three times and still fits in her prom dress from high school. I gave birth zero times and I don’t fit in my pants from March.
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off.
What state is known for its small drinks? Minnesota.
I failed my calculus exam because I was sitting in the middle of identical twins — I couldn’t differentiate between them.