The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What do you call a toothless bear? A gummy bear!
What's brown and sticky? A stick.'
My wife asked me the other day where I got so much candy. I said, 'I always have a few Twix up my sleeve.'
Why is no one friends with Dracula? He's a pain in the neck.
Did you hear about the cheese that’s been working out? Dude’s shredded
Have you heard about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.'
She was pretty mad when I only picked seven up
I have an inferiority complex, but it’s not a very good one.
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims.
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
“Today my son asked me, ‘Can I have a bookmark’? I burst into tears — he’s 12 years old and still doesn’t know my name!”
I tell dad jokes, but I don't have any kids. I'm a faux pa.
I hated facial hair but then it grew on me.
What did the shy pebble wish for? That he was a little boulder.