The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What did the hamburger name its baby? Patty.
Did you hear about the cold dinner? It was chili.
What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. It just waved.
What do you call a group of killer whales playing instruments? An Orca-stra!
I decided to call my bathroom Jim instead of John So I feel better by saying "I went to the Jim this morning"
My parents have the awesome super power of jumping..... to conclusions in every f***ing thing I talk about.
On Monday, Hitler told 1 lie. On Tuesday, he again told 1 lie.On Wednesday, he told 2 lies.On Thursday, 3.On Friday, 5.On Saturday, 8.And on Sunday, Hitler told 13 lies.That is the fibber-Nazi sequence.
A guy was found dead with ten stab wounds in his stomach. Somebody really hated his guts.
The illegals protesting with Mexican flags, shouting "Trump is not my President" are telling the truth. Their president is Enrique Peña Nieto.
My wife said, "I can think of 14 reasons to leave you, plus your obsession with Tennis." I replied, "That's 15 love."
My wife and I had this long pointless argument as to which vowel is the most important. I won.
What is 10 + velvet? Velveteen
What's green and covered in bacon grease? Kermit's finger
Donald Trump runs into a bar The bartender asks "hey buddy, why are you all sweaty? Did you ride your bike to get here?" Donald replies "No. Iran."
When I was 6 I found out I had a life threathening disease. I had to cover myself in urine once a day to stay alive I am just lucky my brother told me about it