The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Try the seafood diet—you see food, then you eat it.
Two peanuts went walking down the street. One was assaulted.
What do you call two ducks and a cow? Quackers and milk.
6:30 is my favorite time of day, hands down.
What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved.
Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks my dad if he would like the milk in a bag he replies, "No, just leave it in the carton!"
I went to a really emotional wedding last week, even the cake was in tiers!
There's a new type of broom in stores. It's sweeping the nation!
I love dad jokes, but I don't have kids, which makes me a Faux Pa.
How do you follow Will Smith in the Mud? Follow the fresh prints.
How do birds learn to fly? They wing it.
What do you call a potato wearing glasses? A spec-tater.
What’s the best thing about living in Switzerland? I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
Why did the tomato blush? It saw the salad dressing.
How many telemarketers does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but he has to do it during dinner.