The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Amazon & Tech 👋

I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you didn't like it.

This year’s Fibonacci convention is going to be really special. Apparently it’s as big as the last two put together.

My girlfriend left a note on my PS4 today. My heart stopped beating because it said "This isn't working" Imagine my relief when I turned it on and it worked just fine.

I asked my daughter if she’d seen my newspaper. She told me that newspapers are old school. She said that people use tablets nowadays and handed me her iPad. That fly didn’t stand a chance.

The new X Box Series or PS5 should have a CD stacker installed. It would be a real game changer

This book, “The Procrastination Cure: 21 Proven Tactics For Conquering Your Inner Procrastinator” I have had it in my Amazon shopping cart for six months, I will probably order it tomorrow.

I forgot to pack a fork with my lunch today. It was a pointless lunch.

A paranoid schizophrenic was arrested for killing 17 pigeons in a local park. He wasn't arrested for murder, or animal cruelty. His actual charge was for the destruction of government property.

I want my 11780 dollars. Dear Bank of America, I just want to find 11780 more dollars in my savings account.Everyone at your bank counted wrong.

Donald Trump has been nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize For real

Clark: "I'll have a coke." Flight attendant: "Do you want that in the can?" Clark: "No, I'll have it right here."

I had a joke about Nirvana, but Nevermind.

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?' 'Supplies!'

How does cereal pay its bills? With Chex.

What do you call a line you wait in to buy a grill? A Barbe-Queue.