The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
A drunk man ran over a policeman, and immediately dials 911 - 911?- Yes- Well, now you're 910.
Today I asked my daughter for a phone book... She said "you're such a boomer" and handed me her phone. So, now, the spiders dead, my daughters phone is broken, and she's really pissed at me now..
Where does bitish surgeons keep donor organs? In Liverpool.
My Girlfriend is the sort of girl Men whistle at... She looks like a sheep dog.
My girlfriend dresser up as a policewoman and placed me under arrest for the suspicion of being good in bed. After a couple minutes all charges were dropped due to lack of evidence
My parents raised me as an only child. Which really annoyed my younger brother.
How do you get a farm girl to like you? A tractor.
Today, my son asked, “Can I have a bookmark? ' I burst into tears—11 years old and he still doesn’t know my name is Brian.
Am I the only man my wife has ever dated? Unfortunately yes, she said the others were all nines or tens!
I like to spend my weekends playing chess with elderly men in the park. But it’s becoming more difficult. You try finding exactly32 old guys.
I didn't want to believe that my dad was stealing from his job as a traffic cop, but when I got home, all the signs were there.
I used to be able to play piano by ear, but now I have to use my hands.
Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water? He had a very esteemed colleague.
My friend claims he glued himself to his autobiography. I don't believe him, but that's his story and he's sticking to it.
What do you call a man wearing a rug on his head? Matt.