The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
My wife asked why I didn’t buy her flowers. To be fair, I didn’t know she sold flowers.
A buddy asked how many fish I caught. I told him it’s not polite to fish and tell.
What did the sink tell the toilet? “You look flushed.”
Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? Of course! Buildings can’t jump.
A son tells his father, “I have an imaginary girlfriend.” The father sighs and says, “You know, you could do better.” “Thanks Dad,” the son says. “That means a lot.” The father shakes his head and goes, “I was talking to your girlfriend.”
Shouldn't the "roof" of your mouth actually be called the ceiling?
What kind of car does a sheep like to drive? A lamborghini.
What did Adam say to his GF on the 24th of December? It’s Christmas Eve.
Anyone looking to buy a Delorean? Good shape, good mileage. Only driven from time to time
Siri,' I asked my phone, 'why am I so bad with women?' She responded, 'I’m Bixby, you moron.'
I just found out Albert Einstein existed. My whole life I thought he was a theoretical physicist.A comma. A literalist takes everything literally. A kleptomaniac takes everything, literally.
Why did the picture go to prison? Because it was framed.
Shouldn’t the “roof ' of your mouth actually be called the ceiling?
I just found out Albert Einstein existed. My whole life I thought he was a theoretical physicist.A comma. A literalist takes everything literally. A kleptomaniac takes everything, literally.
When I die, I want to be cremated. It’s my last chance to have a smokin’ hot body.