The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
Why did the Spanish Inquisition yank out people's molars? Because they wanted the tooth, the whole truth, so help them God.
What is it called when Santa runs down someone with his sleigh? A Ho-Ho-Homicide.
Your wife and daughter look like twins, my friend said. Well, I replied, they were separated at birth.
Does anyone need an ark? I Noah guy!
What do you give a sick lemon? Lemon-aid.
Today, my son asked, “Can I have a bookmark? ' I burst into tears—11 years old and he still doesn’t know my name is Brian.
I like telling Dad jokes. Sometimes he laughs!'
I'll call you later.' Don't call me later, call me Dad.
Where did Napoleon keep his armies? Up his sleevies!
My son was upset that I gave all his toys to the orphanage. I just didn't want him to get bored over there.
My friends and I are all dressing as different Robin Williams characters at a Comic Con this weekend... We're the Suicide Squad!
How copper wire was invented. Dad: So, what did you need help with?Son: I need to know how copper wire was invented.Dad: It all started when 2 lawyers were fighting over a penny.Son: ...
What did the botanist do every time he was in a slump? He turned over a new leaf.
Does anyone know of any actors that can help cure my lisp? I’m pretty sure Anne Hathaway, but I’m going to ask Colin Firth.
There was a bad accident at the Air Force base. A jeep ran over a bag of popcorn and killed two kernels.