The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
Why are white girls so odd? Because they literally can’t even
I was hiking once with my girlfriend Suddenly a huge brown bear was charging at us, really mad. We must have come close to her cubs. Luckily I had my 9mm pistol with me. ................One shot to my girlfriend's kneecap was all it took. I could walk away at a comfort... read more
A prisoner in North Korea goes to the prison library to borrow a book of an author activist The librarian says, "We don't have his book, but we have him."
UK comedian Bobby Ball has sadly passed away David Beckham has been invited to read the eulogy. The family wanted a dead ball specialist
I have a oxygen addiction I tried to stop yesterday, but after a minute I started feeling blue
What did aunt jemima say when she ran out of pancakes? Oh how waffle!
Language barriers go brrr I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."
When I go to someone's home and they tell me to make myself at home... The first thing I do is kick them out because I don't like visitors.
I've got all of Justin Biebers CDs...... ...and if I can get passed his home security again I'll have all his dvds as well.
During quarantine no one got my humor. I guess it was all the inside jokes.
Why did the tailor get fired? He wasn’t a good fit.
Have you heard of the new sport called Quiet Tennis”? It’s like normal tennis but without the racket.
Why shouldn’t you trust trees? They seem shady.
She said I won’t be able to make it.
Why did the tailor get fired? He wasn’t a good fit.