The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
Where’s the one place you should never take your dog? A flea market.
Why did police arrest the turkey? They suspected fowl play.
What do you call a sheep that knows karate? A lamb chop.
A ship carrying red paint and a ship carrying blue paint collide in the middle of the ocean. Both crews were marooned.
What do you call a kangaroo’s lazy joey? A pouch potato.
A red and blue ship have collided in the Carribean sea. Apparently the suvivors are marooned.
I love dad jokes, but I don't have kids, which makes me a Faux Pa.
What’s the difference between a dad and a grill? A grill runs out out of gas.
My wife said I ruined her birthday. I’m not sure how I did that, I didn’t even KNOW it was her birthday!
Turns out the abominable snowman is actually quite nice. I asked if he had something hot to drink, He answered "Yea Tea".
Why do women find the guy in 50 Shades of Grey sexy? beats me
What do you call two surgeons operating on each other? A paradox
My mate got "Stella Artois" tattooed onto his stomach. Now he's got a beer belly.
A hunter was asked what he did for a living, and he responds that he "hunts tigers in Africa." When it's pointed out that there are no tigers in Africa, he replies "that's because I do my job".
What do you call a crab that doesn't share? A 'Shell Fish'