The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
What did the mama cow say to the baby cow? It’s pasture bed time.
I asked my dog what’s two minus two. He said nothing.
Son: Dad, have you seen my sunglasses? Dad: No, have you seen my dad glasses?
One friend complained to another, “All my husband and I do anymore is fight. I've been so upset, I’ve lost 20 pounds.” “If it’s that bad, why don’t you just leave him?” asked the second friend. “I’d like to lose another fifteen pounds first.”
As I was picking up my mother in law from the airport, I asked her, “So, how long do you think you’ll be staying with us?”She answered, “Well... for as long as you like.” “Not even for coffee??”
How does Rapunzel keep cool in the summer? She uses her hAIR conditioner!
How much does it cost Santa to ride his sleigh around the world? 8 bucks. Unless the weather is bad, then it's 9 bucks.
China and reddit's societies are similar Opinions aren't allowed
I formed a rock group called the elastics, things aren't going so well so far though, We have one song and it's band.
I found a ghost who wanted to pose for a photo for me! Unfortunately, it came out horribly underexposed. The spirit was willing, but the flash was weak.
What's a library ? It's like the internet, but made of trees.
Today i asked the hot girl in my neighbourhood what are her Plans for next month She said "fuck you". So i'm pretty excited for October
Why were Aaron Paul and Brian Cranston cast in Breaking Bad They had great chemistry.
What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa when he asked what the weather forecast for Christmas was? It looks like rain, dear.
A redneck couple gets pregnant, what will they have? Either a niece or a nephew.