The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
What's the difference between a man's wallet before and after kids? There are pictures where the money used to be.
I have a great joke about nepotism. But I’ll only tell it to my kids.
What does a dad get in their stocking if they’ve been naughty? Char-coal.
At the job interview, they asked me, “Where do you see yourself in five years?”
I'm so good at sleeping that I do it with my eyes closed.
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they are shellfish!
What did the mama cow say to the baby cow? It’s pasture bed time.
My wife wanted to spice up our sex life, so she asked if we could play doctor tonight. It seemed like a weird idea, but I’m eager to please.
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they are shellfish!
What's Forrest Gump's computer password? 1forrest1
How many apples grow on a tree? All of them.
What is Bob Marley called on a motorcycle? Bob Harley
It's been some time since I saw any good event What do you mean, Don't you wear a pair of eye-glasses So? Don't you see a SPECTACLE every day?
I wasn’t close to my father when he died. Which is lucky because he stepped on a landmine.
I think my wife is putting glue on my antique guns collection. She denies it but I'm sticking to my guns.