The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes but isn't a dad? A faux pa.
I'm worried for the calendar because its days are numbered.
Why is no one friends with Dracula? He's a pain in the neck.
As I handed my Dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said, “You know one would have been enough.”
I have a joke about the flu, but I hope you don’t get it.
When does a joke turn into a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
TIL: Historically, eunuchs have been really wealthy and politically powerful. It’s part of their compensation package.
Dad I was thinking Ahhh!!! So that's whats burning.
Husband: My wife is missing. She went to rescue people from the flood yesterday and has not come home ... Sergeant at Police Station: What is her height?Husband: Gee, I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall.Sergeant: Weight?Husband: Don't know. Not slim, not really fat.Sergeant: Color of eyes?Husband: Sort of brown I think. Never really ... read more
My sister had a baby to save the relationship... But i still don’t talk to her.Credit: anthony jeselnik
What's Forrest Gump's password? 1forrest1
My parents raised me as an only child. Which really annoyed my younger brother.
Why does Sherlock Holmes love Mexican restaurants? They give him good case ideas.
Dad, did you get a haircut?' 'No, I got them all cut!'
A friend of mine didn’t pay his exorcist. He got repossessed.