The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
6:30 is hands down the best time on the clock.
I built a model of Mount Everest and my son asked if it was to scale. "No," I said. "It's to look at."
Did you hear about the guy who had his left side cut off? He's all right now!
What invention allows us to see through walls? Windows.
What’s a scarecrow’s favorite fruit? Straw-berries
"Cop: I'm arresting you for downloading the entire Wikipedia." Man: "Wait! I can explain everything!"
Why did Waldo go to therapy? To find himself.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. At least it does if you throw it hard enough.
What do you call a pencil with two erasers? Pointless.
A father tells his son that he was adopted. “I want to meet my biological parents,” the son demands. “We are your biological parents,” the father responds. “Now pack up, the new ones will pick you up in twenty minutes.”
What do lawyers wear to work? Law suits.
My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home!
What do you call a bear without any teeth? A gummy bear!
What do you call a wizard who's really bad at football? Fumbledore.
Held a poker night where the buy in was a prime ribeye. I invited my brother but he said the steaks were too high.