The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's fine, he woke up.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field.
My wife said my two biggest faults are I don’t listen and something else.
I asked my dog what's two minus two. He said nothing.
What do you call someone who can’t stick to a diet? A desserter.
6:30 is hands down the best time on the clock.
Do you think turtles live longer than humans because... they live a shell-tered life?
What does the Newfoundland fisherman do on a day off? Net fix and chill
I wish the “Price is Right” would partner with the Dollar Store. You are CORRECT again! ONE DOLLAR!
Iron-man and Silver Surfer are teaming up The are alloys now.
[Historical] What do the Persians, young boys and spiced lamb meat have in common? Getting speared by the Ancient Greeks
My friend told me yesterday that he's buying me a goat for Xmas. I said, you're kidding me.
What do the French call marijuana? Oui'd.
A surgeon was fired after a botched vasectomy. Still got a severance package.
Why do your heart, liver and lungs all fit in your body? Because they are well organized