The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
“Today my son asked me, ‘Can I have a bookmark’? I burst into tears — he’s 12 years old and still doesn’t know my name!”
Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed.
What did the mama cow say to the baby cow? It’s pasture bed time.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
Today I decided to go visit my childhood home. I asked the residents if I could come inside because I was feeling nostalgic, but they refused and slammed the door on my face. My parents are the worst.
Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because they have their own set of scales.
What do you call a line you wait in to buy a grill? A Barbe-Queue.
What's the difference between a man's wallet before and after kids? There are pictures where the money used to be.
What’s the best kind of bird to work for a construction company? A crane.
What name would you call someone with poor local area network? What name would you call someone with poor local area network? Nolan
Why is it a bad idea to flush old wooden Dutch shoes down a toilet? It would start Clogging up
What did Snow White say when the printer jammed? Someday my prints will come!!
My wife told me not to get her anything for Valentine's day and I didn't .... ..... and she's so proud of me, she's taking me out for a walk in the woods. Don't know what the pistol and the shovel are for though.
A good farmer is not just good at what he does He’s the best in his field
I used to race snails when I was younger... ... And I thought that removing the shells would make them go faster, however, it only made them more sluggish.