The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
A father tells his son that he was adopted. 'I want to meet my biological parents,' the son demands. 'We are your biological parents,' the father responds. 'Now pack up, the new ones will pick you up in twenty minutes.'
Where do dads store their dad jokes? In the dad-a-base.
A son tells his father, 'I have an imaginary girlfriend.' The father sighs and says, 'You know, you could do better.' 'Thanks Dad,' the son says. 'That means a lot.' The father shakes his head and goes, 'I was talking to your girlfriend.'
I spent a lot of time, money, and effort childproofing my house… but the kids still get in.
What happens to Jason Momoa once he dies? He becomes Jason Nomoa.
My wife and I laugh at how competitive we are. But I laugh more.
I just applied for a job down at the diner. I told them I really bring a lot to the table.
How do you make 7 even? You take away the s.
Clothes, but no cigar.
My friend was showing me his tool shed and pointed to a ladder. “That's my stepladder,” he said. "I never knew my real ladder.”
Why'd the fisherman order the halibut? Just for the halibut!
I wish my kids weren't offended by my Frozen jokes. They really need to let it go!
What days are the strongest? Saturday and Sunday. The rest are week (weak) days!
I want to name my puppies Rolex and Timex so I can have watch dogs.
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent!