The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
When you’re too ugly to be an actor and too lazy to learn an instrument... ...you become a comedian.
I love the feeling of getting a silver medal, especially after I've been beaten by a religious woman. It's second to nun.
Jose came back from his first trip to the U.S. and was very excited and wanted to tell his family all about it. "What did you do?" asked his brother."I went to a Yankee baseball game. It was great!""Were the people nice to you?" asked his mother."Mama, they couldn't have been nicer. Before the game started, everyone stood up and asked me 'Jose can you see?'"
Two Mountain Dews are sitting on a counter. One Mountain Dew is almost empty and the other is fresh out the ice box The fresh Mountain Dew looks to the old Mountain Dew and notices he looks upset. He asks “What’s wrong?” The other drink responds “I can’t dew this anymore.”
Yesterday I watched a match of women's volleyball, and 10 minutes into the game there was a wrist injury. But by tomorrow I should be fine again.
If anyone ever figured out my secret 4-digit code, I'd be screwed! They'd have my bank pin #, phone unlock code, front door lock code... ...they'd even know my birth year!
One Day the Devil challenged the Lord to a baseball game. Smiling the Lord proclaimed, "You don't have a chance, I've got Babe Ruth, Mickey Mantle, and all the greatest players up here.""Yes", laughed the devil, "but I have all the umpires!”
Which disease hypochondriacs are sure that they don't have? Hypochondria
I have enough money to set me for life... If I die next Thursday.
I grew up in a rough neighborhood. As a Child, people would cover me in chocolate, cream, and then put a cherry on top. It's was tough in the Gateau
It takes a New Yorkers mentality to root for a football team named after something you dread getting every month. Go Bills!
Before our night out, my wife said that she didn't want me to get dressed up. No point arguing with her.So I slipped into my suit and tie while lying on the floor.
For Christmas, I asked Mariah Carey if I could get her a big open space to park her cars, but she declined She said “I don’t want a lot for Christmas”
My Canadian friend eats a bowl of fries, cheese curds and brown gravy every single morning. It's just his daily poutine.
What do you call it when two potatoes hook-up Mashing