The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
6:30 is hands down the best time on the clock.
What did the seal with one fin say to the shark? If seal is broken, do not consume.
My kid is blaming me for ruining their birthday. That's ridiculous, I didn't even know it was today!
As I handed my Dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said, “You know one would have been enough.”
If the Klu Klux Klan leaders are wizards, why don't they cast a spell to kill all those that oppose them? I guess it's because they don't have access to black magic...
What do you call a surrogate mother in the White House? The secret cervix.
Why does Santa always keep a Baseball bat in his sleigh? For Claus combat.
Madness at the Snowman's rave last night.. All the Carrots were off their faces
Little Jimmy puts his hand up in class: "Miss! Miss! I have to go to the toilet, quick!" The teacher replies: "Not until you say the alphabet." So Little Jimmy recites: "ABCDEFGJKLMNOPQRUVWXYZ" The teacher raises an eyebrow. "Excuse me," she says, "but where's the S, H, I and T?" Little Jimmy just sighs. "...In my pants..."
My wife and I have ,after a long discussion, decided we don't want children. We're telling them tomorrow.
What do you call a pear thats a dad? I don't really know but it should be apparent.
What do you call a Mexican Owl? Hoolio
A leopard tried to sneak out of his enclosure by pretending to be a zebra. But he was spotted.
I haven't spoken to my wife in four years. I thought it would be rude to interrupt her!
I used to be able to play piano by ear, but now I have to use my hands.