The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
What's a ninja's favorite type of shoes? Sneakers!
What do you call a beehive without an exit? Unbelievable.
My wife told me to quit doing my terrible Arnold impression, but don't worry, I'll return.
What happened to the lost beef shipment? Nobody's herd.
What's the only island you can drive to? Rhode Island.
A dad died due to us not being able to remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting that we "be positive", but it's hard without him.
What does a cow use to do math? A cow-culator.
What’s the least spoken language in the world? Sign language.
I spent a lot of time, money, and effort childproofing my house… but the kids still get in.
What do you call a coupon-using vampire? Suckers for deals!
I built a model of Mount Everest and my son asked if it was to scale. 'No,' I said. 'It's to look at.'
My wife is really mad that I have no sense of direction. I packed up my stuff and right.
Son: Dad, can I watch the TV? Dad: Sure, just don’t turn it on.
Which state has the most streets? Rhode Island.
I’d like to have kids one day. I don’t think I could stand them any longer than that, though.