The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
Clothes, but no cigar.
Why shouldn’t you trust trees? They seem shady.
During quarantine no one got my humor. I guess it was all the inside jokes.
My wife gave me an ultimatum: Her or my addiction to sweets. The decision was a piece of cake.
6:30 is hands down the best time on the clock.
I just applied for a job down at the diner. I told them I really bring a lot to the table.
I can always tell when my wife is lying just by looking at her. I can also tell when she’s standing.
I wanted my kids to watch the orchestra, but I had to turn it off—too much sax and violins.
At first, I thought my chiropractor wasn’t any good, but now I stand corrected.
A blonde goes to the doctor and says "I keep finding these Colombian postage stamps in my vagina" The doctor takes a look and says "Ma'am, those aren't postage stamps, those are stickers from bannanas"
Why are pirates called pirates? Because they arrr!
It's dark, gloomy with a slight bit of fog. The little girl grips the man's hand tightly as an owls hoot echoed through the rustling trees... "I'm scared" said the little girl."You're scared?!" Said the man. "At least you don't have to walk back alone!"
My friend got tired of being locked up at home. So we locked him up inside of a casket instead.
A mosquito landed on my balls Hardest decision of my life.
Why can't women be writers? They're afraid of periods.